husband-wife-joke-funny-pictureWIFE:” Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye..
HUSBAND (Excited):” Wo kaise??
WIFE:” 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fek ke mara.. to wo bhi utha layi .